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Why we’re all going down (8)

In A funny blog, Chris Rock, Conan O'Brien, Confidential, Craig Ferguson, David Letterman, Hush Hush, Jazz, Jon Stewart, LA Confidential, Lewis Black, National Enquirer, Private Eye, Purest satire, Satirical News, Smoking Gun, TMZ, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, True Confessions, You can't take the truth on July 8, 2009 at 11:23 am

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Reverend Al Sharpton : “I want his children to know. Wasn’t nothing strange about your daddy. It was strange what your daddy had to deal with. But he dealt with it anyway.”

Why we’re all going down (7)

In A funny blog, Chris Rock, Conan O'Brien, Confidential, Craig Ferguson, David Letterman, Hush Hush Magazine, Jon Stewart, LA Confidential, Lewis Black, National Enquirer, Not Huffington Post, Private Eye, TMZ, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Smoking Gun, True Confessions on June 30, 2009 at 8:19 am

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Noticed how many planes (read Airbus) are “going down” recently?

Between the Michael Jackson slimy dirge.

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

For starters read this:

Turnover in airport towers and at regional radar facilities and flight service centers is so rapid that experienced controllers are leaving faster than their replacements can be hired and certified. That means controllers still in training are often guiding planes on takeoff, in the air and on landing.

Meanwhile, a satellite-based air traffic management system, designed to automate more efficient flight paths, remains years off, even as current facilities are reaching and surpassing their expected useful lifespans.

Then all airlines are asking their employees to work for nothing. That’s a confidence booster if ever there was one.

We all know what they do to our Big Macs at McDonald’s when they don’t get paid. Or even when they do – get paid.

Finally – for today – Tony Tyler CEO of Cathay Pacific – arguably one of the world’s best airlines – says US airports are so outmoded and in such a state of chaos they are years behind the rest of the world. “I wouldn’t like to be managing any US airline these days,” said Tyler.

And he wasn’t talking about “in flight” service.


Why we’re all going down (6)

In A funny blog, Chris Rock, Conan O'Brien, Confidential, Craig Ferguson, David Letterman, Hush Hush, Jon Stewart, LA Confidential, Lewis Black, National Enquirer, Not Huffington Post, Private Eye, Smoking Gun, TMZ, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Smoking Gun, True Confessions on June 16, 2009 at 6:36 am

It’s RELIGION what’s fucking us up.

It must be stopped.

How? 

Ban religion.

All religion(s).

Watch this space.